originally posted on tumblr, Apr 13th 2026
Movie-A-Day-Thon #49: Cabaret (1972)
I know, I say to myself, I'll avoid another boring long movie by watching a chill one I've been meaning to watch for a while now! I say, the fool, opening up Cabaret and finding out it's 2 hours long. Well, it certainly won't be boring though, so I think we're in the clear!
The absolute suckiest part of this experience though, is that the subtitles is one of those "[Speaking in X language]" without the translation or even trasncription in the language?? Who started with this shit and how can I kill them for it, this is so INSUFFERABLE! Yeah, no shit they aren't talking in the dubbed language, I want to at least know if I'm INTENDED to understand!! Fuck, leave it with no subtitles then, that sucks less. Like, I can hear the MC going "Und Engel", I can intuit it means "And Engel", you don't need to go [MC speaking in German] THIS WHOLE SONG IS HIM SWITHCING THROUGH THREE LANGUAGES AND YOU PUT SOME OF THE LYRICS IN THE SUBTITLES WHY WOUL-- I need to calm down. It's fine, I'm an adult.
God, Liza Minelli is so delightful as Sally. She reminds me of a friend, actually, with the back and forth on topics and so animated and charming personality, and their stage presence too. And always asking about for cigarettes lmao, it's delightful!
I had quite the cackle over the "English practice party" scene, it was sooooo cringy of Ernst trying so hard to be likeable to Frauline Schneider, while Sally was just so annoyed by it all. I'm usually not one for second hand embarrassment scenes, they put me off so badly, but the comedy in this one softened the blow just enough for me to enjoy.
And the talk between Natalia and Sally was so sweet, they were both so out of their depth but Sally did try despite her discomfort with these more formal trappings of society and love. I wasn't sure about Maximillian at first but then the street scene came and. Yeah, nope. I love to see a proper polycule drama but not with a capitalist baron, fuck that guy.
I was having dinner while watching this and... needless to say, That Song ruined my appetite.
Something about the line "this girl has ruined me, she turned me into an honest man" hits so hard, and that's how you know Ludwig loves Natalia. Poor guy, trying so hard to make a living by lying (which I don't blame him for) and then poof, love. Glad he has a backbone too!
Welp, that ending sure was an ending. Great movie of course, but I think I've seen productions of it with a bit more bite.